Vlad heavyweight t-shirt

The demons came with fire and chains. They burned villages, razed churches, enslaved children, and raped everything they didn’t behead. They took 11-year-old Vlad and his 7-year-old brother Radu as hostages to the Sultan. The boys were abused, indoctrinated, and forced to watch priests nailed to church doors and Christian boys remade as Janissaries. One was Radu.

When the monsters came knocking again, Vlad spiked the invitation. Doing his best to spur climate change he planted a forest, and encouraged the hordes to stick around. He didn’t form a committee or obsess over his tone or winsome reputation. Neither was he going to stand by and take it. Been there, done that.

Today, there are many that can’t even handle mean tweets, let alone comprehend a response this based. They wring their hands and cover their mouths in horror — not at the ravaging of the innocent, but at the thought of the unpleasant optics in confronting it. Evil parades unchallenged. Vlad didn’t “nuance” his stance on wickedness — he scattered it. 

Scatter, King.

• 100% ring-spun cotton

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