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If the first movie was a mess, the sequel said “hold my bucket.”
Wizards of the Lost Kingdom II kicks things off with David Carradine in a metal thong, and it only gets stranger from there — a dungeon wolf-man with Party City energy, a wizard whose main spell turns things into chicken, and a plot that couldn’t find itself with a map.
And then there’s the line.
“Look into the bucket.”
Cinema peaked right there.
This is not just a bad movie. This is a fever dream on VHS.
Wear this tee like a medal — for surviving it.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)

Wizards of the Lost Kingdom II t-shirt
$24.00
Wizards of the Lost Kingdom II kicks things off with David Carradine in a metal thong, and it only gets stranger from there — a dungeon wolf-man with Party City energy, a wizard whose main spell turns things into chicken, and a plot that couldn’t find itself with a map.
And then there’s the line.
“Look into the bucket.”
Cinema peaked right there.
This is not just a bad movie. This is a fever dream on VHS.
Wear this tee like a medal — for surviving it.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)